I'm sarcastic, enjoy word play, and an amateur photographer. Constructive criticism is always welcome.

 

Regrets

I have not spent nearly enough time behind the lens this year.  This must change.

justsaypleaseandgetonyourknees:

sirslittlemisskitten:

baby-perv:

Crying because I want a girl to spoon with a kiss and touch their bum

Story of my life

Yup

Not crying, but very tired of sleeping apart from my wife. She has crazy spooning skills.

hauntedstrawberry:

maerespace:

byerushalayim:

reflectivegod:

The Reflective God’s grandfather had a fit when I called him a reformed Jew (he identified as Lutheran).  If you think that’s funny, my catholic grandmother refused to come out of the basement for an entire day after my mother told her she was marrying a Lutheran

oh my god go fuck yourself

oh my god op you fucking idiot. get off the internet you’re too disgusting for it, the community has voted you out

i dont get why this is a big deal/offensive can some1 explain

I don’t get why it’s offensive either.  In the mythology of Jesus he is a Jew attempting to reform Judaism.  Doesn’t that mean that anyone following his teachings are reformed Jews? What I find funny is how some christians find that statement so offensive - as if being Jewish was something intrinsically horrible.

hauntedstrawberry:

maerespace:

byerushalayim:

reflectivegod:

The Reflective God’s grandfather had a fit when I called him a reformed Jew (he identified as Lutheran).  If you think that’s funny, my catholic grandmother refused to come out of the basement for an entire day after my mother told her she was marrying a Lutheran

oh my god go fuck yourself

oh my god op you fucking idiot. get off the internet you’re too disgusting for it, the community has voted you out

i dont get why this is a big deal/offensive can some1 explain

I don’t get why it’s offensive either.  In the mythology of Jesus he is a Jew attempting to reform Judaism.  Doesn’t that mean that anyone following his teachings are reformed Jews? What I find funny is how some christians find that statement so offensive - as if being Jewish was something intrinsically horrible.

Anonymous asked
Wow your post about rape is total shit. You're a fucking idiot.

nikkiswings:

nikkiswings:

Glad to know you have an opinion even if it is completely wrong.  Don’t expect me to back down on this one bit.

Sorry, not leaving this alone.  The person that sent this is so spineless that they had to send it anonymously.  Drunken sex is not rape.  Getting someone drunk so you can manipulate them into having sex is rape.  If you’re too stupid to know the difference then don’t visit my site.

I am in no mood for extremists that want to brand everything as one thing or another.  I don’t care if you’re conservative or liberal - if you’re an extremist then I have no desire to hear from you and I take comfort in knowing that you will never make a difference.

If I wasn’t clear enough: fuck you anonymous.

I love my wife :) She has a slow fuse, but when she goes off…

One thing becomes clearer to me as I grow older

nothing good comes from religion.

I’ve known 4 people that became born again christians.  They rank among the biggest douche bags I’ve ever met.

One believes in witches and sorcery because the bible speaks of witches and sorcerers.  He also “logically” concludes that magic must be real because for god to exist there must be a supernatural world. He demanded that his (ex-)wife defer to him in all matters because as jesus is the head of the church, men are the head of the household. His and his wife’s beliefs also led them to intentionally taught his children that anyone that doesn’t believe in jesus as their lord and savior will go to hell.  Unborn babies and tribesmen in south america that have never heard of jesus - doesn’t matter, they’re going to hell.  He’s also a high school teacher - medical sciences.  No shit.  During his divorce they took turns telling their children how the other wasn’t right with jesus.  The kids were 4 & 2 at the time.

Another guy cheated on his wife (with a married woman) and then intentionally inflicted emotional pain upon the woman he had an affair with when he got bored with her.  I know this because he invited me into his cubicle to explain how he was toying with her and then called her (on speaker phone) to show me how good he was at making her cry.  Later he became a minister in his baptist church.

One is my father who has never remembered any of his grandchildren’s birthdays (no exaggeration), plans to sue his mother’s estate to drain it of all its money so his sisters don’t see a dime (because they were mean to him), and tithes 10% of his income to his church.  He also employs illegal migrant workers and votes extreme republican.

The last one is more sad than a douche bag.  He has mental health issues (primarily depression) and had a “crisis of faith” where he needed to believe there was a meaning to life.  He found god and began working for the Joyce Meyer’s Ministry, which he came to believe manipulated emotionally vulnerable people to donate money.  He eventually left the church and continues to wander through life aimlessly, but clinging to jesus like a pacifier.